Destroyer of time

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

majthird:

gyossaith:

“Dark Apparition” by The Phantom Painter.

the-grollican:

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

lixiesbabyhands:

slashercatz:

hypnoticwinter:

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

vpandav:

Happy Halloween🎃🐈三 三 三

emocheremuha:

destroy everything

ultra-baklan-the-ovosh:

they are monologuing

turns-out-its-adhd:

sic-semper-hominibus:

manywinged:

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations