“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.Wait.
working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race
can u draw allen walker from d gray man just being a little happy guy with flowers in his hair and a big smile on his face 👉👈
how did you learn to write well?
well first you have to be a very sad child
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations













